Five reasons why the French are lost

The French are a great people and France is a great Nation. In the early 19th Century they ruled a continent and Napoleon is one of the worlds significant historical figures. Yet you can't help but think that by the end of the 20th Century they are a nation that has truly lost its way.

For a period they were able to use the muscle of the European Union as a vehicle for achieving their own ends. But that time has come and gone. They are now uncertain of Europe, they fear globalisation, their economy remains stuck in the mire and their President has lost the confidence of his people.

And in case there was any doubt, five reasons why the French are lost;

• They don't speak English
• They are hopelessly anti-American
• They often vote for Le Pen in large numbers
• They believe in the power of a large State
• De Villepin

If it wasn't for their food, they would have no redeeming features.